Training
· Arriving late up to 10 minutes after start time - 50p
· Arriving late over 10 minutes after start time - £1
Match Days
· Arriving late up to 10 minutes after meeting time - 50p
· Arriving late over 10 minutes after meeting time - £1
· Having dirty boots prior to KO - 50p
· Taking a call/texting on mobile 30 minutes before/after game - 50p
· Starting a conversation about a goal/an assist/move which you were involved in!! - 50p
· Turning up in ‘bad’ gear, including sandals - 50p
· Using a shirt as a towel - 50p
· Failing to pay a fine within 7 days (& every 7 days after) - £1
· Making a bad mistake which leads directly to a goal - £1
- All monies collected from fines will go towards Club funds
- Kangaroo Court – players can request a hearing against a fine, whereby every other member of the squad on the day gets a vote. If unsuccessful in appeal, the fine amount is doubled!!
- Other players can nominate others for fines – put to vote, majority rules
- New fines can be suggested by an individual, again put to vote, if okayed, then added to list
4 comments:
May I suggest 2 more fines:
1. Any dubious semi-naked wrestling in the changing room after games (Woodall & Hall) £1.00
2. Getting your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend to phone you in sick on matchdays instead of calling yourself (Tricky) £1.00
3. Suggesting that Shanks could play in midfield (me) £1.00
It was all Paul not me! And i was attacked by a semi naked martin hall and just protected myself, (and he did get a semi).
haha Dave!! Now you know not to chat about anything in the pub!! Anyhow, we're one happy squad so shouldn't everyone be included in everything we do. Plus, got a feeling that Horrocks over-draft to pay for fines is running out and the Club needs fresh blood!!
Only 5 hours and 41 minutes till Steve Taylor's eyes light up and his hands are full of fines!!!
The Fines manager see's the propossed new fines as very acceptable and would like to add a new one -
The Last player to the leave the changing rooms after a game.
First team members should feel there money is pretty safe aslong as keith is in the squad. Jimbo x x x
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